Conversations with my Cat

Shadow the Cat: HEY! WHERE ARE YOU?!

Me: I’m in here.

Shadow: *scratch-scratch* WHY IS THIS DOOR CLOSED?

Me: I’m busy.

Shadow: LET ME IN!

Me: No.  I’m in the bathroom.

Shadow: *scratch-scratch* COME ON! LET ME IN!

Me: No! Go away.

Shadow: I NEED TO GET IN THERE!

Me: No, you don’t.

Shadow: *scratch-scratch* OMG! LET ME IN!

Me: *sigh* No.

Shadow: PLEASE LET ME IN! *scratch-scratch*

Me: Fine. *opens door*

Shadow: *RACES IN!*

Me: *shuts door*

Shadow: *looks, paces around in a circle, faces the door* *scratch-scratch* Let me out!

Me: *sigh*