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Random Thoughts for Friday, January 6th, 2012

/begin random thoughts

A random list of people who annoy me.

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People who answer the phone by saying their name.  As a question.

*ring-ring* “John Smith?”

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The person driving 35 MPH in a 55 MPH zone.

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The person who said aloud, “Hey – how about Seth Rogen for the Green Hornet movie?!”

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That person who, when you are in a restaurant like Chipotle or Tokyo Joe’s, coughs (or sneezes) on the soda machine (or the little plastic knives and forks) without covering their mouth (or nose). (GROSS!)

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Enya.

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The inventor of blister packaging.

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Anyone who uses ‘synergy’ in a sentence and doesn’t mean it sarcastically.

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Bothan spies.

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Coupon Suzy. She just freaks me out. I think she’s a Stepford Wife or something. Like, any minute, she’s gonna flip out and start killing people.

/end random thoughts.

~P

3 comments for “Random Thoughts

  1. January 6, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    People who call me at work who don’t identify themselves. Just launching into a rant about the product is not going to make me want to be sympathetic or help, buddy.

  2. January 6, 2012 at 2:22 pm

    Tokyo Joe’s sounds like the Colorado equivalent of Dino’s, but Japanese instead of Greek…

    • Patrick Hester
      January 6, 2012 at 11:02 pm

      Tokyo Joe’s is ‘fast food Japanese’. Rice, veggies, choice of protein and a sauce (I usually get teriyaki) all in a big bowl. It’s deliyummy.

      ~P

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