Random Thoughts for Friday, December 30th 2011
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I wonder why the sky is blue. I wonder why the grass is green. But most of all I wonder why, no one stops to notice these things.
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If I had a hammer, I’d try to trade it for something with blue tooth.
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This floor is sticky. Reminds me of a movie theater. Also – ewww.
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“Get down on the floor and find me some evidence.”
“But, Boss, it’s a public restroom.”
“It could be worse.”
“How?”
“It could be the mensroom.”
#NCIS #IAMAMUSED
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Also – ewww.
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Have you ever sorted your iTunes music by ‘Plays’? Ever then say, “I will play all the stuff with only 1 play and discover new things I didn’t even know I had!”? After an hour, ever go, “What the F is this crap and why is it in my iTunes?”
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I was talking to someone about space exploration and they said that we would never find life outside of our own planet despite the vast size of space. That’s silly, I mean, with the technology we have today growing in leaps and bounds, and scientists finding new planets every day, I am sure anything is possible!
Except flying cars.
BASTARDS!
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AND WHERE THE HELL IS MY FREAKING JET PACK!
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Mom: Hand me the pen you have there on the table.
Me: *looks* No pen on the table.
Mom: I just used it! Look again.
Me: *looks again* Nope. No pen on the table.
Mom: What did I do with it?
*flash forward to Christmas day, at my cousins house opening presents.*
Ashton: *opens gift bag* Thank you Aunt Sue! *digs around in the bottom, pulls out a pen* And thanks for the pen – I love these JetStreams!
Me: Found the pen, Ma.
/end random thoughts
~P
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ave you ever sorted your iTunes music by ‘Plays’? Ever then say, “I will play all the stuff with only 1 play and discover new things I didn’t even know I had!”? After an hour, ever go, “What the F is this crap and why is it in my iTunes?”
Actually, yeah, I’ve done this. 🙂
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