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Random Thoughts for Friday, December 30th 2011

/begin random thoughts

I wonder why the sky is blue.  I wonder why the grass is green.  But most of all I wonder why, no one stops to notice these things.

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If I had a hammer, I’d try to trade it for something with blue tooth.

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This floor is sticky.  Reminds me of a movie theater.  Also – ewww.

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“Get down on the floor and find me some evidence.”

“But, Boss, it’s a public restroom.”

“It could be worse.”

“How?”

“It could be the mensroom.”

#NCIS #IAMAMUSED

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Also – ewww.

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Have you ever sorted your iTunes music by ‘Plays’?  Ever then say, “I will play all the stuff with only 1 play and discover new things I didn’t even know I had!”?  After an hour, ever go, “What the F is this crap and why is it in my iTunes?”

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I was talking to someone about space exploration and they said that we would never find life outside of our own planet despite the vast size of space.  That’s silly, I mean, with the technology we have today growing in leaps and bounds, and scientists finding new planets every day, I am sure anything is possible!

Except flying cars.

BASTARDS!

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AND WHERE THE HELL IS MY FREAKING JET PACK!

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Mom: Hand me the pen you have there on the table.

Me: *looks* No pen on the table.

Mom: I just used it!  Look again.

Me: *looks again*  Nope.  No pen on the table.

Mom: What did I do with it?

*flash forward to Christmas day, at my cousins house opening presents.*

Ashton: *opens gift bag*  Thank you Aunt Sue!  *digs around in the bottom, pulls out a pen*  And thanks for the pen – I love these JetStreams!

Me: Found the pen, Ma.

/end random thoughts

~P

1 comment for “Random Thoughts

  1. December 30, 2011 at 2:08 pm

    ave you ever sorted your iTunes music by ‘Plays’? Ever then say, “I will play all the stuff with only 1 play and discover new things I didn’t even know I had!”? After an hour, ever go, “What the F is this crap and why is it in my iTunes?”

    Actually, yeah, I’ve done this. 🙂

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