Conversations with my Cat

*jingle-jingle*

Shadow the Cat: Um. What the fuck is this?

Me: That would be a bell on your collar.

Right. But, WHY is there a bell on my collar?

Grandma thought it was cute.

Grandma. *jingle* Again. *jingle* I’m telling you, *jingle* she *jingle* has *jingle* to *jingle* OH MY GOD GET THIS OFF OF ME!!!

Heh.  Nope.

I can’t get anything done! *jingle*  I can’t even sneak up on Dakota any more! *jingle*

Yeah, I know. It’s funny.

I hate you. *jingle-jingle*

Uh-huh.  Merry Christmas.

*jingle*

~P