Shadow the Cat: OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD!
Me: What? What is it?
IT WENT AWAY BUT NOW IT’S BACK!
I REMEMBER IT BUT IT WASN’T SO SHINY AS IT IS NOW!
I am so lost here.
SHINY SPARKLIE PRETTY I WANT TO EAT IT AND CLIMB IT AND MAYBE DO BAD THINGS TO IT TOO!
WHERE DOES IT GO WHEN IT DISAPPEARS?! I DON’T CARE AS LONG AS IT COMES BACK!
I-oh. The Christmas tree?
Do you think it feels the same way about me? Has it said anything? DID IT MISS ME? I’M GONNA GO CLIMB IT RIGHT NOW! You should come! We’ll climb it together!
. . .I have got to cut back on his catnip.