Shadow the Cat: I can’t get into the closet.
Me: I know.
How do you know?
Cuz I fixed it so you can’t get into the closet anymore.
What?! WHY?! What did I eevr do to you?
You got into the closet and climbed my suit to get up on the shelf.
Then you pulled a bunch of my clothes down while, again, climbing up to the shelf.
Plus there’s the boom-boom-boom when I’m trying to sleep and you’re pulling the sliding doors apart.
And the meow-meow-meow when you can’t get back out on your own.
I’ll figure it out someday!
So, yes – the closet doors are now rigged so you can’t get in.
Grandma’s closet isn’t rigged.
I’m on it!
(Happy Birthday Mom!)