Random Thoughts for Thursday, December 1st, 2011
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I KEEP FORGETTING TO FAST FORWARD THROUGH THE COMMERCIALS ON MY TIVO! AUGH!
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Huh. I broke 1300 followers on Twitter. Cool.
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I hate chewey chicken. Makes me think it isn’t cooked well.
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My mom asked me, “Have you ever seen something called ‘East Enders’?”
“Only as part of a Doctor Who Children in Need special.”
“What is it?”
“A big telethon charity thing in the UK.”
“No, East Enders.”
“Oh. Some sort of soap opera, I think.”
“Oh.”
“Why?”
“This article says that the voice of the Geico Gecko is someone from a show called ‘East Enders’.”
“That’s pretty random. HEY! That gives me an idea…”
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I figured out a way to make millions. Hollywood Badguys Firearm Training Center.
Teaching the badguys to shoot…
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“Well, Blofeld. I suppose-” *BANG!* “…you SHOT ME?!”
“Yes, Mister Bond. And now, you die!” *BANG-BANG-BANG!*
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*commercial* “My name is Ernst Stavro Blofeld, and I am a super-villain. But I haven’t always been successful. It took an intense, six-week firearms training course at Hester Sure-Shot to finally take out my nemesis! And you can do it too…”
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If a frog and a pig can find true love in this world, anyone can…
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Yes, that was a Muppets reference.
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Hey! *stabs finger at you* It’s not easy being green!
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There’s gotta be a rainbow connection joke in there somewhere…
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~P
1 Comment
I think some stormtroopers, except for a few very, need your course Patrick…
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