Random Thoughts for Thursday, December 1st, 2011

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I KEEP FORGETTING TO FAST FORWARD THROUGH THE COMMERCIALS ON MY TIVO! AUGH!

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Huh. I broke 1300 followers on Twitter. Cool.

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I hate chewey chicken.  Makes me think it isn’t cooked well.

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My mom asked me, “Have you ever seen something called ‘East Enders’?”

“Only as part of a Doctor Who Children in Need special.”

“What is it?”

“A big telethon charity thing in the UK.”

“No, East Enders.”

“Oh.  Some sort of soap opera, I think.”

“Oh.”

“Why?”

“This article says that the voice of the Geico Gecko is someone from a show called ‘East Enders’.”

“That’s pretty random.  HEY!  That gives me an idea…”

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I figured out a way to make millions.  Hollywood Badguys Firearm Training Center.

Teaching the badguys to shoot…

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“Well, Blofeld.  I suppose-” *BANG!*  “…you SHOT ME?!”

“Yes, Mister Bond.  And now, you die!” *BANG-BANG-BANG!*

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*commercial* “My name is Ernst Stavro Blofeld, and I am a super-villain.  But I haven’t always been successful.  It took an intense, six-week firearms training course at Hester Sure-Shot to finally take out my nemesis!  And you can do it too…”

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If a frog and a pig can find true love in this world, anyone can…

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Yes, that was a Muppets reference.

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Hey!  *stabs finger at you* It’s not easy being green!

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There’s gotta be a rainbow connection joke in there somewhere…

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~P

1 Comment

  • Paul (@princejvstin) Posted December 1, 2011 11:06 am

    I think some stormtroopers, except for a few very, need your course Patrick…

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