Shadow the Cat: We never talk anymore.
Me: We talk all the time!
It doesn’t feel like it. I mean, I talk, but do you listen?
To be fair, I’m usually asleep.
You’re awake now.
Yes, but I don’t want to be. It’s 3 am.
Every night. Same time.
Sheesh. It’s like you’re addicted to sleep or something.
You sleep 15 hours a day!
But never at 3 am.
. . .