Random Thoughts

Random Thoughts for Thursday, November 10th, 2011

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*overheard while walking past a drive thru* “Yes, I’d like two of the number threes to go please.”

Um…

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I like hot coffee. I like iced coffee. I like those little Frappucinno’s you get at the store.  But I do not like when my hot coffee goes cold.  WTF?

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“Welcome to our new Drive Thru dining area… now you can drive thru and eat it too!”

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Do you ever eat something that you don’t know what it is and you’re afraid to ask because what if it’s something that you wouldn’t normally eat but you really like it and don’t want to be grossed out?

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I have 54 ‘draft posts’ on this blog.  These are essentially posts that will never see the light of day for some weird reason.  Like my brain saying, “Um… on second thought – No.”

(there used to be more, but I’ve culled them over time)

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“This is amazing!”

“Thanks!”

“I have never tasted anything like this before!  What is it?  It tastes so fresh!”

“It is!  I raise the roaches myself, cut off their little antennae and then grind them into the paste on those crackers!”

*barf*

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Sports Night is on Netflix. Oh, yeah.

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I don’t like soup.  Not a soup guy.  Nope.  Not into the soup.

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I would vote for a Presidential Candidate who ran on a platform of mandatory daily hot cocoa breaks for everyone.

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“Man, this is good!”

“I’m glad you like it!  I squeeze the heads of caterpillars to make the sauce!”

*barf*

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(why is it always bug bits with my imagination?!)

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“Man, this is good!”

“Thank!  The vegetables are fresh from my garden!”

*barf?*

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Remember when it was hip to be square?

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