Random Thoughts for Thursday, October 13th, 2011

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Sometimes, I think I try a little too hard.  You know what I’m talking about.

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I read an article that quoted Scott Bakula as saying that the producers of Star Trek: Enterprise, had fully intended on Enterprise being the next, big Star Trek movie franchise.

Oh, boy.

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ACK! SPIDER WEB!

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I hate it when that happens.

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There are only two things in this world you can count on: Death, taxes and being taxed for dying – three things you can count on in this world: Death, taxes, being taxed for dying and a tax on anything you leave to your heirs – FOUR THINGS, Death, Taxes – oh, I’ll go out and come back in again.

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No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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(Actually, in my circles, EVERYONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!)

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That’s not true.  I can’t back that up.  I don’t have circles.

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(Well, I have circles on Google+)

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I wish to apologize.  The people responsible for today’s Random Thoughts have been sacked.  Please enjoy Random Thoughts moving forward without the Python humor.

~Sincerely, The Management.

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Devastating hilarity alsø wik…mäni interesting furry animals

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Who was the first person who decided to mix carbonated cola with Alka Seltzer?  Who thinks that would be a fun combination for the first time?  What kind of mind conceives of such a thing?

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“There is nothing in the world that can’t be cured by chocolate.”

“I think I’m gonna barf.”

“Except that.”

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You think it’s Wheel Barrel, don’t you?  It’s not.  The correct word is wheelbarrow.  Look it up at your local LibRary…

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People think double rainbows are sooooo cool, not like a double chin…

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~P

1 Comment

  • Paul (@princejvstin) Posted October 13, 2011 9:43 am

    That goes more for triple rainbows…and that rare quadruple rainbow 🙂

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