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Random Thoughts For Tuesday, September 27th, 2011

/begin random thoughts

I should totally do a new random thoughts post.

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Have you ever looked at someone and thought, “Huh. Wonder if their cat wakes them up at 3 am?”?

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Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man, that he didn’t, didn’t already have.

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I just noticed that my right thumb has this weird indentation towards the tip. Wonder where/how that happened.

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Why is it that a random/weird cut never hurts until you notice it?

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Sometimes, when listening to music from the 60’s and 70’s (especially), you just have to remind yourself re: Lyrics – these people took a LOT of drugs.

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If you broke your leg, but didn’t realize you broke it, would it still hurt? (See comment about random/weird cuts above)

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I don’t think my neck is supposed to make those kinds of noises when I roll my head back and forth that way.

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Don’t you hate it when you realize that the person checking you out from the table across the way, isn’t doing so because you’re hot, but rather because you just dropped a glob of your lunch down the front of your shirt?

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“Uh, dude…?”

“Yeah? What?”

“Your leg…?”

*looks down, sees leg is bent back the wrong way* “OH MY GOD WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN! OH GOD IT HURTS NOW! I’VE BEEN WALKING FOR THREE HOURS HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS BEFORE OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!”

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I think there is something weird going on with WalMart brand sugar.

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“Your total today is $8.53. Do you have our lunch card?”

“No.”

“Would you like to know more about our program?”

“Not really, no.”

“But, you can get free lunches!”

“There is no such thing, sir, as a free lunch.”

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Dakota the Cat: Meow!

Me: No.

Dakota the Cat: Meow!

Me: No.

Dakota the Cat: Meow?

Me: No. Go away.

Dakota the Cat: Meow! *purrr*

Me: No. Go away does not mean purr and rub against my leg.

Dakota the Cat: *PURRRRR* Meow!

Me: No! Go away!

Dakota the Cat: *PUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

Me: Ack! No!

Dakota the Cat: Meow?! *PURRRRRR*

Me: No, no, no!

Shadow the Cat: *pounce, tussle, roll, fight*

Me: Well, I wasn’t expecting that.

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“Explain social media to me?”

“How old is your phone?”

“What?”

“Your phone – how old is your phone?”

“I don’t know, three, four year-”

“Social media is not for you. Go away.”

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They have a Darth Vader GPS voice thing, but not a Yoda and I think I know why.

“Turn left, you must,” *turns left* “But not before you follow along the straight path for one point three miles.”

“SHIT!”

/end random thoughts

~P

1 comment for “Random Thoughts

  1. September 27, 2011 at 9:29 am

    If you broke your leg, but didn’t realize you broke it, would it still hurt? (See comment about random/weird cuts above)

    yes. Once you started walking, you’d know. Immediately.

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