Random Thoughts for Friday, July 15th, 2011

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Oh, hey – payday…

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It never ceases to amaze me how little people understand their computers, how they work or how the software they have installed on them works.  Analogy: Imagine buying a car but never putting it in reverse or lowering the windows.

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I’ve never been high-five guy.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, who really hated limericks.

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*high-five!*

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I think I did that joke before.

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“You can’t squeeze blood from a rock!”  No, you can’t.  Why would you even try?  That’s just weird.  You’re weird.

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Whenever I see a picture of one of those water towers / water tanks on the roof of some building in New York, I think to myself, “Spiderman!”

(cuz he always seems to be fighting around one of those…)

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We’re having April showers in July.  S’fun.

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There are millions, perhaps BILLIONS of people in the world who never heard a moden screech…

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I suddenly feel old.

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Once you’ve seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, there’s no turning back.  For the rest of your life, whenever you see a woman who is well porportioned, in your head you’re thinking, “Huge……………tracts of land!”

/end random thoughts

~P