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Random Thoughts for June 29th, 2011

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Have you ever wondered who, who, who wrote the book of love?

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Imagine if you had to write the query letter to get the Bible published.  Yikes.

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“…the book comes in at just around 1600 pages – that’s if you print at a point 6 font.  If you want to print it larger, like say, 8 point font – well, you better be ready to kill some trees…”

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The more I play guitar, the better I get.  The more I write, the better I get.  The more I eat, the-wait.  Something isn’t right there.

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I was told once that life is a highway.  Or was that a song?  Wait – didn’t Laura Ingles father travel the highways of America helping people?  Or was that Little Joe Cartwright?

…I’m so confused.

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I was in WalMart the other day and I saw a bunch of Green Lantern stuff.  When I was a kid, I had a GL Action Figure ( IT WAS AN ACTION FIGURE NOT A DOLL! GAWD!).  If you squeezed his legs together, his right hand shot up, ring ready to fire or make a giant fist or something (Imagination sold separately).  All the GL movie stuff looks cool, I guess.  But I don’t know.  The only thing that I thought was really cool was Kilowog, so I put him in my cart and continued along my way.  When I got to the check-out, this guy says, “Oh, hey – some kid is going to be happy about this.”

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“Uh.. yeah.. some kid.  yep.  My, uh, cousin.  Yeah.”

D’oh.

Kilowog is now standing on my desk at home all Green Lanterny.  The kid that was made happy?  Yeah, THAT WOULD BE ME YOU POOZER!

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I’m taking a daily multi-vitamin again.  I blame Sandra Wickham.

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Why do vitamins smell so god-awful?

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1 comment for “Random Thoughts

  1. June 30, 2011 at 7:25 am

    You should thank Sandra, not blame her. 😉

    One thing she didn’t mention but implied is that with all of the processed food we eat and is out there offered to eat, that makes it even harder to get all of our vitamins without a multivitamin.

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