Conversations with my cat

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Me: “So.”

Shadow the Cat: “So.”

Uh… this-

Yeah.  Yeah.

I mean, as ideas go-

Oh, I know.  I get it now.

Awkward.

In a word.

I can’t believe you-

Hey! Spur of the moment idea!  It sounded good in my head.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So.

I’ll be going.

I’d appreciate it.

If it makes you feel any better, I don’t think I could go if you followed me into the litter box and stared at me.

It doesn’t.

So, I’ll just go.

I think that’s best.

I, uh…

Oh, the door – right.  I’ll get that.

No thumbs.

Right.  Bye.

Bye.

~P