Me: “So.”
Shadow the Cat: “So.”
Uh… this-
Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, as ideas go-
Oh, I know. I get it now.
Awkward.
In a word.
I can’t believe you-
Hey! Spur of the moment idea! It sounded good in my head.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So.
I’ll be going.
I’d appreciate it.
If it makes you feel any better, I don’t think I could go if you followed me into the litter box and stared at me.
It doesn’t.
So, I’ll just go.
I think that’s best.
I, uh…
Oh, the door – right. I’ll get that.
No thumbs.
Right. Bye.
Bye.
~P
