Random Thoughts for Tuesday, March 29th, 2011

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“So, I have this idea for a great movie. It’s about two gnomes who find a bracelet of power, and they have to take it to the Burning Steppes and cast it into the Cauldron. They form the Brotherhood of the Bracelet. Along the way they’re trailed by a murloc named Gottom, who’s obsessed with the bracelet, and nine bracelet bogeymen. It could be a three-parter, called ‘Ruler of the Bracelet’. The first part would be called ‘The Brotherhood of the Bracelet’, followed by ‘A Couple of Towers’, with the climactic ending called ‘Hey, the King’s Back!'”

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I actually hear the Human male voice from World of Warcraft in my head when I read that joke.


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When I was six years old, some stuff happened.  I don’t remember – I’ve slept since then.

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When life gives you lemons it’s meant as a lesson to teach you that you suck.

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Memory is an odd thing.  I have some very vivid memories of my childhood, for example, that my mom tells me never happened.  WTF is that about, brain?

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You have to wonder what the world would be like had we not had the technology/information boom and has instead had a power boom.  Looking back at the ‘world of the future’ type things people dreamt up in the 20th century, they were sort of expecting a parallel course – which didn’t happen at all.

…and that’s why I don’t have a flying car.

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  • Lisa Posted March 29, 2011 1:57 pm

    Dude. Stay away from the donuts in the afternoon, kay?

    • Patrick Hester Posted March 29, 2011 1:59 pm

      I’m not eating donuts, it’s a turkey sammich. AND GUESS WHAT ELSE?! I’m totally reading your book right now. 🙂


  • Paul Posted March 29, 2011 2:15 pm

    Memory is an odd thing. I have some very vivid memories of my childhood, for example, that my mom tells me never happened. WTF is that about, brain?

    And I don’t remember some things about me “talking to Angels” that my mother (and others) insist I did when I was about 5. The Angels were supposedly going to take me away soon, or so I said. Scared the hell out of my parents.

    I remember *nothing* of any of this.

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