Random Thoughts for Tuesday, March 22nd 2011

/begin random thoughts

I watched the first episode of LEXX a couple of weeks ago.

I am so, so sorry.

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I love sitcoms, and not only cuz the hot girl ends up married to the fat guy.

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Think back to the first computer you ever used.  Now, think back to the first cell phone you ever used.  Last, think about the first time you ever connected to the Internet wirelessly.

Got those moments firmly planted in your brain?

Good – now stop bitching about the youtube video with the skateboarding kid slamming his nuts into a railing not loading fast enough…

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America’s pastime is not baseball – it’s bitching about whoever is President.

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Don’t you hate it when you make it all the way into work, all the way to your DESK before realizing there’s a dryer sheet hanging out your pants leg?

…wait – that, uh – that didn’t happen to me.

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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One of these things is not like the others:

  • Batman
  • Spiderman
  • Wolverine

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Those responsible for the elongated ‘E’ have been sacked.

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(insects are not m_ _ _ _ l s…)

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And now, in honor of St. Patrick’s Day (I know it was a week ago), my rendition of, ‘Oh Danny Boy’:

Oh Danny Boy! The pipes, the pipes are calling! um… over John Glen, and.. yonder NASA way…

Uh – yeah.  Don’t really know the words plus you’re reading this and I now realize it was kinda silly to try speaking with the Irish accent while typing it… so… yeah…  Awkward…

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Nothing unreal exists.

/end random thoughts

~P

7 Comments

  • Caroline Posted March 22, 2011 2:12 pm

    Morsels
    Mortals
    Mammals?

    • Patrick Hester Posted March 22, 2011 2:20 pm

      3 is a winner…

      ~P

  • Paul Posted March 22, 2011 2:47 pm

    Nothing unreal exists.

    Is it too geeky of me to know that this is from Star Trek IV without having googled the phrase first?

    • Patrick Hester Posted March 22, 2011 10:14 pm

      No. If you could quote the philosopher Spock quotes, then yes.

      ~P

  • John D. Posted March 22, 2011 7:32 pm

    This post both pleases and disturbs me.

    • Patrick Hester Posted March 22, 2011 10:15 pm

      Then I have both succeeded and failed. Or both vice versa.

      ~P

  • Don Posted March 23, 2011 5:30 am

    You need to watch the Lexx episode “Love Grows.” Just trust me on this! 🙂

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