Random thoughts for Monday, February 14th, 2011
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Valentines Day. Obviously created to make single people feel like losers.
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Eating at Tokyo Joes. There’s a table across the way with five guys and one gal. The guys are all hanging on the gals every word.
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Imagine if companies ran Valentines Day like an elementary school teacher. Everyone would get together one day before Valentines for an arts & crafts meeting. You’d have to bring in a shoe box, of course, and you’d decorate it with hearts and whatnotall. Then, on Valentines, you’d hang it on your cube so people could drop off your home made Valentines cards.
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Who was the first person who thought to give their Valentine chocolate?
“Here, my love – I want you to know that you are truly special, so I got you this chocolate. Please eat it all and get fat.”
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Would HR make sure that everyone got a Valentines card?
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Did you know that the ‘heart’ shape most commonly used for Valentines is actually a representation of the butt of a woman when bent over?
I heard that on tv somewhere…
Sounds odd to me…
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The longer you remain single, the more jaded you become to the whole Valentines thing.
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I wonder if they have February 14th in Canada?
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The woman at the table across the way speaks and the men gathered round lean forward. She has them firmly under control.
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Obviously Canada has a February 14th. How else would they get from the 13th to the 15th?
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If Lex Luther were threatening to kill the President of the United States OR your Valentine and you only had time to save one, which would you choose…?
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I think I’ve seen this group of people before. I think I even noted how the woman seemed to be getting a lot of attention from the guys. I wonder what the dynamic of that group is? Is one of them her boyfriend/husband? Hmmm…
Maybe she’s a V and her bliss keeps them inline/happy…
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If it weren’t for Valentines day, how would the greeting card companies survive from Groundhogs Day til Presidents day?!
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