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Random Thoughts for Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

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So, Marvel comics is doing their movies differently (producing in-house).  When they announced their plans, they said they were doing it because their strength really comes from their ability to cross characters over in comic books and that the fans really wanted to see those types of crossovers on film.

(actually, it probably means that they make boat loads of money)

Obviously no one asked me what I thought.  The absolute LAST thing I want to see is Daredevil show up in a Spider-Man movie and have to wait for the story to conclude in the follow-up Daredevil flick six months later…

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Chipotle ran out of rice.  HOW DOES CHIPOTLE RUN OUT OF RICE?!

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Somewhere, somehow, I became ‘the podcast guy’. People are asking me for advice, to help them get setup – it’s odd.  I’ve no idea how that happened.

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If a new mom is still breast feeding her young child, and she eats Chipotle for lunch, will the child’s poop become extra special noxious from whatever gets passed on via breast milk?

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I walked into the IT dept last week to find a couple of the ladies debating whether or not they could make ‘good money’ by installing a web cam in their bedroom and launching one of THOSE sites.  When they looked at me, I ran for the hills.

Felt like a trap.

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If Superman is the sole survivor of a planet whose entire population was wiped out in a planet-wide catastrophe, and Batman is an orphan whose parents were murdered right in front of him, does Spider-Man ever feel like a douche at the superhero bar when all he can complain about it how Jolly JJ yelled at him for asking for too much money for his photos?

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(Yes, I know about Uncle Ben)

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Guacamole is fun!  Fun to say, fun to eat.

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I’ve got an idea for a summer blockbuster buddy flick.  Mike Meyers & Will Ferrell together at last!  They can play every part in the movie except for the two token parts reserved for John C. Riley and Dana Carvey.

It’ll make a billion dollars!!! (on the straight to DVD release…)

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Whatever happened to Rob Schneider’s career?

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When they need to compare things, what do you think Apple & Orange farmers reference?

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I’m at that point in the year where my nose is perpetually stuffed and/or running.  I hate it.  It lasts from November to October…

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I hate math.  I do.  I mean, I had teachers who tried really hard to get through to me, but I don’t think my brain is wired for math, which is sad.

I remember this one teacher who tried so hard to teach me.  He’d substitute things in math problems for things I could relate to.

Example: If a train leaves Toshi Station traveling at a fifth of a parsec…

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Bell peppers make me burp.

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They got, the mustard, out! (They. Got. The. Mustard. Out! *drum, drum, drum, drum, drum, drummmmm*)

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I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.

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