2011 Predictions

I’m not a fan of resolutions.  I do like predictions, though.  SO I thought I’d do some predictions of what we’re going to see in 2011.  here we go.

• eBooks will be replaced by stories written on low calorie, edible paper
• Book stores will add tanning salons and mani/pedi stations (I had to look that shit up to spell it.) to bring in more business
• The NFL will see its audience erode to nothing due to rival sports franchise, The WWE
• The SyFy Channel will change its name once again becoming the ‘B Channel’ as in ‘B Movies’
• CBS will greenlight and cancel a show created by Joss Whedon before he even writes the pilot
• FOX will move Fringe to the coveted ‘3 am after the shake weight commercial’ slot
• The problems with the economy will be overshadowed by a new scandal involving Ben & Jerry’s employees dating Baskin Robbins emoloyees
• NASA will announce Life on Mars Series 3
• Human cloning will be approved in every country of the world, but only for the purposes of creating a new kind of human who doesn’t fart
• Nintendo will launch their new game system, the Puu

Well – that’s it for my predictions.  You’ll have to check back this time next year to see which ones came true.

~P