2011 Predictions

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I’m not a fan of resolutions.  I do like predictions, though.  SO I thought I’d do some predictions of what we’re going to see in 2011.  here we go.

  • eBooks will be replaced by stories written on low calorie, edible paper
  • Book stores will add tanning salons and mani/pedi stations (I had to look that shit up to spell it.) to bring in more business
  • The NFL will see its audience erode to nothing due to rival sports franchise, The WWE
  • The SyFy Channel will change its name once again becoming the ‘B Channel’ as in ‘B Movies’
  • CBS will greenlight and cancel a show created by Joss Whedon before he even writes the pilot
  • FOX will move Fringe to the coveted ‘3 am after the shake weight commercial’ slot
  • The problems with the economy will be overshadowed by a new scandal involving Ben & Jerry’s employees dating Baskin Robbins emoloyees
  • NASA will announce Life on Mars Series 3
  • Human cloning will be approved in every country of the world, but only for the purposes of creating a new kind of human who doesn’t fart
  • Nintendo will launch their new game system, the Puu

Well – that’s it for my predictions.  You’ll have to check back this time next year to see which ones came true.

~P

3 comments for “2011 Predictions

  1. January 3, 2011 at 11:19 am

    Um… “emoloyees”? Are you saying Baskin-Robbins employees are emo? (I think you should leave it like that.)

  2. Caroline
    January 4, 2011 at 9:08 am

    If you’re having a manicure/pedicure in a bookstore, then who holds the book & turns the pages for you? Could mean extra employees required, so you might have just hit on a way to boost employment.

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