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Random thoughts for Wednesday, December 8th, 2010

/begin random thoughts

My nose is cold.

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Sometimes, I think the universe hates me.

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Sometimes, ‘winging it’ is the only choice available to you.

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Do you ever find yourself in a store, staring at some new, shiny thing and think: I could totally afford that trip to the Bahamas if I didn’t buy all this shit.

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It’s only money.

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In an alternate universe, my evil twin is clean shaven.

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He’s probably published by now too. Bastard!

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I prefer to say ‘Merry Christmas’ versus ‘Seasons Greetings’. I’m offended if you’re offended by that and as you know, two people being offended at the same cancel each other out. It’s like magnets…

/end random thoughts.

~P