Conversations with my cat

Shadow the Cat: Hey! Let’s-

Hey let’s play with the bird!

..what?  That’s-

Come on!  Let’s play with the bird!

…ok, I guess.  Yeah…

Let’s do this!  Let’s play with the bird!

I… Ok.

Do you have the bird?

What?  No.  Uh… let me go get it…  *comes back with the bird in his mouth* Here…

Huh?  Oh, I don’t want to play with that any more.  Maybe later.  You should walk faster.

. . .

What?

I SEE WHAT YOU’RE DOING!  DON’T THINK YOU’RE SLEEPING TONIGHT, OH NO!  NOT TONIGHT BUDDY!