Shadow: Hey. Hey, you! Wake up!
Wake up! I have something important to tell you!
..wha? *looks at clock* Oh for Godsake…
Hey, listen – I think you’re in danger…
*looks at the cat* We are not playing right now. It’s 3 am!
But – you’re in DANGER! Dude!
What sort of danger?
There! *dives at the covers, attacking them, bunching them up, kicking them with his back legs* I THINK I GOT IT ON THE ROPES!
…for this you wake me OWWW!
*attacking feet now* THIS IS A BIG ONE!
THAT’S MY FOOT!
Oh, right – sorry. Can’t be too careful with dangerous blanket monsters. I think I killed it though. You’re safe to sleep now.
…like I can sleep after this.
Well… We could go get the bird…
I’ll go get it and then we’ll see how you feel in like a minute…
Be right back…