Shadow: “Wait – what are you doing?”
Me: “Packing.”
“Pack- OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! ARE WE MOVING AGAIN?!”
“What? No. We’re not moving again.”
“Well good. The last time we did that, you brought that monster-“
“His name is ‘Dakota’ and he’s not a monster…”
“-into MY new house and- wait, if you’re packing but we’re not moving, why are you packing?”
“…uhhhh, well – I’m going on a trip.”
“A trip? What the hell is ‘a trip’?”
“It means I’m gonna be gone for a few days. I’m gonna fly on a plane-”
“WAIT WAIT WAIT – WHERE WAS I WHEN THIS DECISION WAS MADE?”
“You weren’t really consulted.”
“Not consulted?” *climbs into suitcase* “Let’s see you ‘consult’ your way out of this. What are you doing?”
“Taking a photo – this is so cute everyone on Twitter and Facebook will be flipping out…”
“I hate you.”
“Uh-huh… Say ‘I’m effin cute’.”
*ears back* “I’m going to shred your pillow while you’re gone.”
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