Conversations with my cat

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Shadow: “I’m telling you – we have to do something!”

Me: “About?”

“THE MONSTER IN THE HOUSE? Where the hell have you been?”

“I don’t think he’s the monster you think he is.  Have you tried talking to him?”

“You don’t talk to monsters.  You slay them.”

“Where did you hear that?”

“Those shows you watch with the girl who goes around killing monsters. DUH!”

“Right.  Listen, you two need to get along so-” *picks him up*

“Hey!  HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! PUT ME DOWN, FUCKER!*

“Calm down!  This is for your own good!” *tosses him down on the comfy chair next to Dakota*

Dakota: “Bwohaha.  Han, ma bookie, keel-ee calleya ku kah.”

Shadow: “AIIIIIGGGHHHHH!”

Dakota: “Bwohahaha.”

Sigh.