“I can’t believe you brought a MONSTER into my house?”

“Technically, he’s not a monster and it’s not your house, it’s m-”

“Without even asking me?!” *paces back and forth on the keyboard* “Okay, okay – it’s going to be okay.  We can get through this.”


“I just need to show him who the boss is around here, that’s all.” *continues pacing*


“He’s not so tough.” *pauses* “It’s just a haircut, that’s all.  He’s not really a.. a…”


“WHERE?! DID HE SEE ME?  AIIIIGGGHHH!  HIDE ME!” *tries to climb the walls*

“Oh, yeah, you’re gonna show him who’s boss all right.”