“I can’t believe you brought a MONSTER into my house?”
“Technically, he’s not a monster and it’s not your house, it’s m-”
“Without even asking me?!” *paces back and forth on the keyboard* “Okay, okay – it’s going to be okay. We can get through this.”
“Right.”
“I just need to show him who the boss is around here, that’s all.” *continues pacing*
“Right.”
“He’s not so tough.” *pauses* “It’s just a haircut, that’s all. He’s not really a.. a…”
“Lion?”
“WHERE?! DID HE SEE ME? AIIIIGGGHHH! HIDE ME!” *tries to climb the walls*
“Oh, yeah, you’re gonna show him who’s boss all right.”
