- Morning all and happy Friday. Expect a stream of follow fridays at some point today… Also, new ep of Functional Nerds up in 30… #
- #FF Writers @julievj @miladysa @trishthewriter @shadowsinstone @authormancuso @FARfetched58 @CliftonHill @quillfeather @TheNewAuthor #
- #FF Writers @stephanellaw @EisleyJacobs @lynthornealder @aspiringmama @slushpilehero @KristenLambTX @trishaleighKC @Chevenga #
- #FF @JohnAnealio @hipsterplease @daleochase @Torinir @DraggonWolv @johnottinger @AirlockAlpha @stevestr @sfsignal @jeremiahtolbert #
- #FF @TatteredCover @io9 @jafeud @tordotcom @markchitty @extralife @DenverWestword @TVWatchtower @Marvel @neilhimself @dragonmount @rtreynor #
- …I need a catch phrase. I’m thinking, since no one else is using it anymore, ALLONSY! …thoughts? #
- New Functional Nerds Episode: Episode 005 http://functionalnerds.com/2010/04/episode-005/ #
- RT @sfsignal: Check out @charlesatan‘s interview with @ShineAnthology‘s Alastair Reynolds: http://sfsignal.com/9955 #fb #
- had to run a couple company errands, one of which resulted in the purchase of 4 of these… http://twitpic.com/1g1tk9 #
- Functional Nerds news roundup for April 16: http://tinyurl.com/y6wudk9 #news #technology #apple #microsoft #scifi #fantasy #
- I forgot I have an afternoon appointment & i got the sour cream & onion chips at lunch >.< Asked someone 4 a mint, they gave me a York. D’oh #
- For the record, eating a York peppermint patty after sour cream & onion chips is, in a word, Disgusting. #
- New Chapter of Evermist: Chapter Twenty-Eight http://atfmb.com/Evermist/2010/04/chapter-twenty-eight/ #evermist #
- New Chapter of Evermist: Chapter Twenty-Eight http://tinyurl.com/y7q8sre #evermist #free #fiction #webfiction #weblit #scifi #serial #
- An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon- #
- in town to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing- #
- some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand & a bottle of whiskey- #
- in the other.The young gunslinger looked at the old man, laughed and said, “Hey old man, have you ever danced?” The old man looked- #
- up at the gunslinger and said, “No, never did dance… can’t say as I ever wanted to.” A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned- #
- and said, “Well, you old fool, you’re gonna dance now,” & started shooting at the old man’s feet. The old prospector, not wanting- #
- to get a toe blown off, started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet. Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied. When his last bullet- #
- had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old man turned- #
- to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun, & cocked both hammers. The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young- #
- gunslinger heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly. The silence was almost deafening. The shotgun never wavered in the- #
- old man’s hands, as he quietly said, “Son, have you ever kissed a mule’s ass?” The gunslinger swallowed hard & said, #
- “No sir, can’t say as I have… but I’ve always wanted to.” #
- There are lessons for us in this story: 1. Never be arrogant. 2. Don’t waste ammunition. 3. Whiskey makes you think you’re smarter than- #
- you really are. 4. Always, always make sure you know who has the power. 5. Don’t mess with old men… they didn’t get old by being stupid. #
- I’ve been threatened with a hose. #
- Thanks for the RT’s @Chevenga @lynthornealder 🙂 #