Twitter Updates for 2010-04-13

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  • I like to think that when I get to work, if I randomly press my garage door opener, somewhere in the neighborhood someone is freaking out. #
  • “What the hell?! MARTHA! THE GARAGE DOOR IS OPENING!” #
  • RT @BiggieTheKitteh: http://twitpic.com/1f428k – Ransom Note: I haz teh ouzo-sake. Deliver crunchies to bowlz if u wantz it back #
  • …is it narcissistic to listen to your own podcast instead of listening to someone else’s? #
  • RT @FARfetched58: In case you missed it: White Pickups 30 is up. They’re looting the mall. http://is.gd/bpvFv #fiction #novel #
  • Does ANYONE know why Skype takes a dump around 55 minutes into a call? #
  • I’m listening to Glee music cuz I think that’s coming back on TV soon. I’m a sucker for good singers who harmonize… always have been. #
  • I decided to redesign something that was perfectly fine the way it was. Now I’m all, RAWRRR WHY DID I DO THIS? #
  • RT @neilhimself: http://twitpic.com/1f4udh – Just noticed a tree that is, I think, in the same mood as me this morning. #
  • I need to lick an envelope to seal it, but I broke into my lunch early & have been eating cheetos… What if it sets off some alarm? #
  • Postoffice: SIR! Alarm’s are going off in quadrant 4! Some sort of orange substance on an envelope! Manager: Oh.My.God! RUN! #
  • Postoffice: We’ve analyzed the substance-ferrous sulfate, thiamin mononitrate, maltodextrin- Manager: My GOD! No human could survive that! #
  • Ok, WTF? I just noticed this is going to Fresno. FRESNO?! WHY FRESNO? Do all roads lead to friggin FRESNO?! http://twitpic.com/1f52fh #
  • Functional Nerds News Round Up-April 12, 2010 http://tinyurl.com/yc27gnz #news #technology #apple #google #adobe #marvel #
  • ok – need to run to the post office. Be back in a minute or two. or, more probably, 15-20… #
  • Check out that news roundup! lots of really great stuff on it today! 🙂 http://tinyurl.com/yc27gnz #
  • Ah, you have to love our government run entities. I walk into the post office and the automated postage machine thing is broken. #
  • So I have to go stand in line for a stamp. There are (I counted!) 24 people in line in front of me. There are 4 people working the counter. #
  • Of those 4 people working the counter, 3 have little signs up that say, “Window closed”. #
  • Never did the 3 with the signs look up or take pity on those of us in the line and old number 4? Well, he’s a TALKER! #
  • Welcome to your nationalized healthcare folks. they’ve been trying to get mail right since 1775 so what does that tell you? /end rant -.- #
  • …coughing? Where did this come from and why is it sticking around? #
  • We have 1 girl on this side of the 3rd floor. she uses a LOT of perfumed lotion, more so now that she’s pregnant (though I don’t know why) #
  • The perfumed lotion is killing me. It’s really, really strong. Bleh. #
  • …you know the night time, is the right time, to BEEEEEEEEEEEEEE with the one you love… #
  • BAAAAAAAABY! (da-dooo-day) BAAAAABAY! (da-doo-day) BAAAAAAAAABY! (da-dooo-day) OH, BAAAAAABY! (da-dooo-day) #
  • …diamonds are forever. They’re all I need to please me, they can stimulate & tease me, they won’t leave in the night I’ve no fear that… #
  • *cheesy 70’s guitar riff* #
  • I’m listening to a ‘soundtrack’ playlist. It’s pretty good. Eclectic mix. 🙂 #
  • RT @scifiwire: HBO’s Game of Thrones makes up its own fantasy language!: HBO has hired a “language creator”… http://tinyurl.com/y2cmhz7 #
  • RT @CliftonHill: New blog post, an unveiling of part of my #epic #fantasy #novel What do you think? http://clifton-hill.blogspot.com/ #
  • RT @EricOrchard: http://twitpic.com/1f6gw1 – Working on new cover.Currently doing a sepia & gouache technique for paintings. //love it. ~P #
  • apparently, +10 to charisma. #
  • is +10 to charisma enough to pull Charisma Carpenter? …probably not. Sigh. I need new armor… (too many RPG nerd references?!) #
  • I am going to end up coughing myself into a headache. What is it about this freaking building that causes this crap?! #
  • Come on, baby don’tcha wanna go? Come on, baby don’tcha wanna go? Back to that same ol’ place, my sweet home Chicago… #
  • Well, one & one is two, six & two is eight, come on baby dont’cha, make me late, hidey-hey, baby don’tcha wanna go? back to that same ol’… #
  • …place, my sweet home, Chicago. #
  • Ok, answer me this – answer me THIS-how does a show like #Dollhouse get canceled but a pile of crap like ‘Rules of Engagement’ continues on? #
  • time for #bigbangtheory #
  • …omg. I want a ‘Wesley Crushers’ bowling shirt #
  • “Do you know why men die younger than their wives? Because they want to.” ~Gene Simmons #
  • No coughing for a couple of hours, now all a sudden I’m hacking up a LUNG. Wtf, body? #