• 5:30 am. *home security alarm goes off. I jump out of bed, rush down the stairs and find… mom.* “I swear I turned it off!” #
  • So, I get the alarm turned off and I go back to bed. Then, I spend the next couple hours jumping at every sound. Now I’m tired & grumpy. #
  • Doctor Who is gonna fix it, Doctor Who will set it right… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzKw3r90AdM #
  • I’m watching 2012, which is not my normal kind of film, really – yet I’m enjoying it. 🙂 #
  • I’m suddenly thinking-knowing how to fly a plane? Valuable skill… #
  • Meh – I’ve flown plenty if fighter planes in video games – same diff, right? As long as the plane has a video game controller… #
  • “I’ll save us!” “you can fly a plane?” “Absolutely! Okay-where’s the ‘Y’ button on this thing…?” #
  • 1:15… been up… *does the math* a really long time. Should probably eat something. Maybe I’ll cook… or reheat, which is easier… #
  • I’m also trying to work on Sam Kane novel but I keep getting distracted in my brain by the sequel I want to write. #
  • I’m also getting distracted by the other characters in the book and their stories, that I don’t really tell yet except as a tease… #
  • I’ll often say ‘biscuit’ when I’m trying not to cuss. So, ‘Son of a BISCUIT!’. Doesn’t work if I add to it, like, ‘Son of a BISCUIT FUCKER!’ #
  • …scary brain place now. #
  • Cat: WHAT IN ALL THAT’S HOLY IS THAT?! Me: That would be a pigeon on the back porch. Cat: CAN WE KEEP IT? PUHLEEEEEEEASE?! #
  • Me: No, we cannot keep the pigeon. You’ll play with it once, break it, and then I’ll have to clean up the mess. Cat: you’re probably right. #
  • Cat: …still… Me: No. Cat: but- Me: No. Cat: I’ll- Me: No. Cat: You’re no fun. #
  • …I make eggs and now I want cereal. Sigh. Gonna be one of THOSE weekends… #
  • I just got pocket dialed by Q. #
  • Artist’s conception: Ryan Reynolds as Green Lantern http://tinyurl.com/ycpn9ju #
  • Functional Nerds news roundup for April 10: http://tinyurl.com/ydnnfby #scifi #technology #news #fantasy #doctorwho #apple #
  • Tonight is breakfast for dinner night http://twitpic.com/1ep12l #
  • I may also get pie… http://twitpic.com/1ep1j6 #
  • Or I could get @authormancuso‘s favorite… http://twitpic.com/1ep33n #
  • Mom: The other day a man came up & said ‘my name is…’ Me: ‘Inigo Montoya, choo killed my father, prepare to die’? Mom: No. #
  • I need to learn not to eat at Village Inn; they screw me everytime. I have stomach issues with pork (I’ve no idea why). My combo came with- #
  • -bacon, so I said, burn it. Not ‘make it crisp’, I specifically said ‘please burn it beyond recognition’. They brought it to me ‘soggy’. #
  • So I said to the waitress, “Ya know, I asked for burnt bacon so please just take this away.” which she did. Then, I notice the hashbrowns- #
  • -are ‘white’. As in ‘way under cooked’. Do I don’t eat them. Manager comes over & asks if everything is tasting good. Mom starts laughing- #
  • -& I look at the manager & say, “You don’t want to talk to me. I never have a good experience here.” she just stared. Sigh. #
  • I was trying to balance my coke and my food while digging my keys out of my pocket when I bumped into a man shuffling- (1) #wipfire #
  • -down the hall. Luckily, I didn’t lose my food, but I did nearly knock the poor old guy down. He was stooped over, walking with #wipfire (2) #
  • -a cane and wearing a large, wide brimmed hat. I apologized but he just shook his head and chuckled, his voice raspy and low. #wipfire (3) #
  • “Not entirely your fault. We were both preoccupied and weren’t looking where we were going. You should be careful, young lady. #wipfire (4) #
  • -It’s difficult juggling so many things at once.” “You’re telling me,” I said under my breath. “You’ll be all right?” I asked. #wipfire (5) #
  • “Oh,” he chuckled. “I’ll manage. But you look like you should get some sleep. Important young woman such as yourself- #wipfire (6) #
  • -needs your rest.” I blinked at the sunlight breaking through the curtains in my bedroom as my alarm went off. “What the hell?” #wipfire (7) #
  • – asked the room. I smacked the alarm button and picked the clock up; six-thirty am. I didn’t even remember going to bed. #wipfire (8) #
  • How did it get to be morning? #wipfire (end) #
  • The problem with superhero movies is that their masks come off. They never come off in the comics, but actors demand it in the movies. #