*Grabs tail* “That’s MY tail!”
*ears twitch* “No, it’s not.” *flicks tail*
*grabs tail again* “My tail.”
*ears twitch, lie flat briefly* “No. It’s not.” *flicks tail*
*Grabs tail* “That’s MY tail.”
“RAWR!” *flips, spins, attacks, claws and teeth*
“Okay, okay – it’s your tail! Sheesh!”
*Ears flat, eyes slits* “Damn right it’s MY tail…” *curls tail up under him*