Conversations with my cat

*in bed, reading a book. Cat hops up, walks onto the book and plops down.*

“…um.”

“Yo. Wassup?”

“Well, I was reading a book.”

“Really? That’s interesting. You do interesting things.” *rolls over, rubbing his face against the pages*

“…yeah, right.  So, anyway…  There’s this whole big, massive king sized bed.  Why’d you pick this spot to lay down?”

“Because this is where you were reading.”

“But, I can’t read if you’re on top of my book.”

“Oh.  Okay.  Well, if you’re done then, we can just play, right?”