“You know, we have an odd relationship.”
“…who’re you again?”
“I feed you. I clean up your poop. I make sure you have fresh water in your dish.”
“is this going somewhere? I have plans…”
“Yes this is going somewhere. I do all that stuff for you – what do you do for me?”
“I do this.” *flips over, stretching out to his full length, smiling up and purring*
“OMG SO CUTE! OOO NEEDS ‘IS TUMMY RUBBED! OOOO NEEDS ‘IS TUMMY RUBBED!”
“…you are totally my bitch.”
