*Hops up onto the stool, then onto the back of the stool. Gracefully moves from back to back to-stumbles, panics, tries to save himself from falling, fails, stool rocks, he falls, crashing onto the table, freaks out, scratches and slides, rocks the lamp, knocks over the iPhone radio dock, leaps to safety on the couch*

“um…”

‘YOU SAW NOTHING – NOTHING!”