“You know I bought you a bed, right? Sits on the bookshelf by the window?”


“And I have another one here in my room for you – so you can curl up when I’m on the computer.”

“Yeah, I like that. I can stay close when you’re surfing the porn.”

“I don’t surf porn.”


“Macrumors.com is not porn!”

“It is for you.  Freak.”

“. . . Anyway, you have a bed in the living room, another one in here-”


“So – why are you curled up on my clean laundry?”

“It’s just so warm…” *purrrrrr*