“HOLY FUCK!”
“um…”
‘WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?”
“I… uh… Well, I went to a movie…”
“A MOVIE? A -MOVIE-?! AND WHAT – LEFT ME HERE ALL ALONE ALL NIGHT?”
“Yeah…”
“YOU BASTARD!”
“Look…”
“NO NO – YOU LOOK – YOU JUST RUN OFF AND ABANDON ME- HEY – WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”
*picks him up, scratches his ears*
“WHAT? NO! STOP THAT! HEY – HANDS OFF!”
*flips him over, scratches his chest*
*struggling to get free* “NO – NO – YOU CAN’T DISTRACT ME!”
*gets that spot on his nose*
*PURRR* “GOD DAMMIT I’M MAD AT YOU!”
“Uh-huh.” *scratches his chest again, then his ears, keeps up the loving*
“I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GONNA MAKE YOU PAY… LITTLE TO THE LEFT PLEASE…”
