“MEOW!”
*jumps* “..what the?” *groans* “It’s still dark out!”
“OH HEY! You’re awake – GREAT!”
“No, not great – I need to sleep.”
“No, you need to feed me.”
“You have food in your dish. Leave me alone.”
“No, no – I want fresh food. That stuff’s been sitting there since last year or something.”
“Yesterday. 8 pm.”
“Yeah – that’s like a gajillion somethings ago.”
“. . .”
“You are -so- awake now! Feed me!” *purrrrrr*
“Let me sleep!” *pulls a pillow over his head*
“I don’t see how anyone can sleep without a sunbeam.”
“We manage.”
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