“MEOW!”

*jumps* “..what the?” *groans* “It’s still dark out!”

“OH HEY! You’re awake – GREAT!”

“No, not great – I need to sleep.”

“No, you need to feed me.”

“You have food in your dish. Leave me alone.”

“No, no – I want fresh food. That stuff’s been sitting there since last year or something.”

“Yesterday. 8 pm.”

“Yeah – that’s like a gajillion somethings ago.”

“. . .”

“You are -so- awake now! Feed me!” *purrrrrr*

“Let me sleep!” *pulls a pillow over his head*

“I don’t see how anyone can sleep without a sunbeam.”

“We manage.”