“omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg!”

“What?”

*runs to the backporch window sill* “omgomgomgomgomgomgomg!”

“WHAT?!”

“BIRDS!”

*laughs* “Yeah – they come out when it’s nice outside.”

*pacing back and forth* “gottagetemgottagetemgottagetemgottagetemgottagetemgottagetemgottagetem!”

“What would you do if you caught one?”

*pauses* “SHUT UP AND QUIT CONFUSING ME! gottagetemgottagetemgottagetemgottagetemgottagetemgottagetem!”

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