“Who’s a kitty cat?”

“Go away.”

*Walks over to the window sill* “‘oos a kitty!”

“I’m warning you – go away!”

*scratches ears* “‘ooos a widdle kitty cat!”

“Stop it!”

*scratches ears, back, tugs on tail* “He’s a widdle kitty cat!”

“No I’m not! Leave me alone!”

*scoops him up* “Yes he is! he’s a widdle kitty cat!”

*struggles for freedom* “NO I’M NOT – I’M A LION PROWLING THE SAVANNA!”

*rubs his chest, uses a high voice* “He’s a kitty!”

“NO NO! I’M A PANTHER! I’M A WILD BEAST! OH MY GOD STOP IT!”

*scratches the spot between his eyes* “‘oooo’s a widdle kitty cat?!”

*sighs* “I am.” *purrrrrrrr*

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1 Comment

  • Fnark Posted March 24, 2010 11:30 pm

    This is what's known as the existential cat project. Your cat is now at one with his catness, and may freely snorgle.

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