*lying on his back, legs in the air, head back, purring*

“You sure are enjoying this.” *continues to rub tummy, rub back, scratch ears*


“hee-hee. This is putting you in a good mood.”

*Turns, suddenly, bites down on the hand making him purr, then starts kicking exposed flesh of the forearm with claws*


*Gets up, stretches* “You got sloppy. Let your guard down. I’m a killing machine. Lord of the jungle. Pffft. Pfffft”

“. . .”

“I could kill you while you sleep. Rest easy tonight thinking about that. That’s right – I said it! What you gonna do? What you gonna do? Nothing – that’s what I thought.” *walks away slowly*

“. . .”