Conversations with my cat

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“What are you looking at?”

*staring at the ceiling* “What?”

*looks* “What are you looking at?”

*staring up* “What?”

“You’re looking at something – what is it?”

*staring* “What?”

*gets up, walks over, stares up at the ceiling* “What do you see?”

“What? Oh. Nothing.” *walks away*

“OH COME ON TELL ME WHAT IT IS! WHAT DID YOU SEE?! DAMMIT COME BACK HERE AND TELL ME WHAT YOU SAW!”

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