“Okay – I found your collar but I don’t see your tag anywhere.”

“Good luck finding it! I’m not wearing your slave tag anymore! I’m not your slave!”

“It’s in case you get out or lost. It tells people where you live so they’ll bring you back here where you get fed everyday, don’t pay rent, have a bed in a perpetual sunbeam and and have a big, clean litter box all to yourself.”

“Have you looked under the comfy chair? Here, let me help…”