“Holy crap – you’re naked!”
*stretched out on the couch* “Yeah? So what?” *rolls onto his back*
“Dude! Why? Why? Why? Why would you do that? No one wants to see that!”
“Quit being such a prude.”
“Where is your collar?”
“Ditched it. Now I’m all naturale!”
“Oh that’s just gross. I’m gonna find your collar.”
“Good luck with that.” *yawns*
