“Hey! What’s that?”
“Oatmeal Raisin Cookie. You won’t- HEY GET OFF!”
“GIMME GIMME GIMME!”
“It’s oatmeal and raisins! You won’t eat it!”
“I JUST WANT TO SMELL IT – LET ME SMELL IT!”
“FINE! Smell it – here!”
*sniff-sniff* “Smells like dog butt. I don’t eat dog butt.”
“I hate you.”
