“Hey! What’s that?”

“Oatmeal Raisin Cookie. You won’t- HEY GET OFF!”

“GIMME GIMME GIMME!”

“It’s oatmeal and raisins! You won’t eat it!”

“I JUST WANT TO SMELL IT – LET ME SMELL IT!”

“FINE! Smell it – here!”

*sniff-sniff* “Smells like dog butt. I don’t eat dog butt.”

“I hate you.”

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