Conversations with my cat

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“So, I’ve been thinking-OH MY GOD – MILK! YOU HAVE MILK?! GIMME GIMME GIMME!”

“What? No – get off!”

*bounce onto couch* “GIMME GIMME GIMME!”

“Stop it!”

*starts climbing me* “MILK – YOU HAVE MILK AND I WANT IT! PUT THE GLASS DOWN AND I’LL GET IT MYSELF! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STOP FIDGETING AND GIVE ME THAT MILK! MILLLLLLLKKKKK!”

“ACK! Cat attack!”

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