Conversations with my cat

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“Hey – you know, you could pull your weight a little bit around here. How about folding that laundry for me?”

“OR, I could just curl up on your warm, fresh from the dryer laundry and you can go screw yourself.”

“. . . you like playing in closets. How about hanging up those shirts?”

“Yeah, no – I like -playing- in closets. What you’re describing would be work. I don’t -work-.”

“Okay – how about just not lying on my clean clothes then?”

“How about you go get me some dinner before I’m forced to shred your warm, clean clothes with these claws of mine, eh?”

“. . .”

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