Mom’s comments about the movie, ‘Angels & Demons’, which takes place in Vatican City:
*sorta spoilery but not really*
Mom: “Ooo. That was a good movie.”
Me: “Yeah?”
Mom: “I really liked it.”
Me: “Good!’
Mom: “Those Illuminati… You know – they just met in secret!”
Me: “They did?”
Mom: “Yep.”
Me: “So wait – the super secret society known as the Illuminati just met and you heard about it?”
Mom: “Yes. On the radio. They’re bad news.”
Me: “The super secret society of Illuminati just met, in secret, and you heard about it on the radio?”
Mom: “Oh, yes! No one knows who they are or where they met but it’s not good for us.”
Me: “Wait – no one knows who they are, no one knows where they met, but the whole thing was advertised on the radio?”
Mom: “Well, not advertised – but people were talking about it.”
Me: “Which people?”
Mom: “People who know.”
Me: “‘People who know’?” *thinks about this for a second* “Art Bell?”
Mom: “There’s nothing wrong with Art Bell! He -knows- things!”
Me: “…ok.”
~P