Twitter Recap-This may be funny

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Sometimes, I amuse myself on Twitter too much.  Take today, for instance…

Funny story: Had a bug fly into my car and land on my glasses once. Talk about freaking out! It was like it was crawling… ON MY EYE!
about 2 hours ago
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as funny as the bug/glasses story is, I like to think about the other drivers on the road that day, watching as I freaked out, arms swinging
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“Did you see that?! That boy is on -drugs-!” “Damned yankees!” I was in Tennessee, I believe. Hence the ‘yankees’.
about 2 hours ago
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Did anybody else publish their blog on Kindle? Did anyone else change their blog address, theme, look, feel & then forget all
about Kindle?

about 2 hours ago
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Kindle sent me an email: “DUDE! WTF?! Where’d your site go?!” Me: “Aw, dude – I frakked up. Sorry!” Kindle: “DUDE!” Me: “Dude, I know.”
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…I don’t really say ‘dude’ often, so I don’t know where that comes from. So, dude, I’m sorry about all the ‘dudes’.
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Oh, hey – Kindle – why don’t I publish the #Evermist blog with you as well, hmmmm? Whatcha think? http://www.atfmb.com/Evermist
about 1 hour ago
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I went to #Staples & bought a bunch of stuff for a project. At checkout, they had to verify my CC, which took twenty minutes. PAIN IN THE-
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I probably won’t shop #Staples anymore. If I can’t walk in, pick up the crap I want & check out fast, it annoys me. I am, after all, male.
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Men don’t wander in stores – have you noticed? We know what we want, we buy it & go. It’s only the shiny things that distract us…
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“Hmmm. I have $24 in my bank account. Enough to purchase this Mt Dew. But I also want this 99″ Plasma they have in the aisle. What to do..?”
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“Excuse me, sir? Are you going to be purchasing that 99″ Plasma?” “I was thinking about it.” “It has bluetooth.” “SOLD!”
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Bluetooth isn’t even a real word. They made it up cuz it sounds shiny, appealing to the nerd gene dormant in most, dominant in others…
7 minutes ago
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*secret underground lab* “We need a new buzzword. something to sucker them into buying this crap.” “How about.. *looks at keyboard* U-S-B?”
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TV Announcer:”Introducing the new standard – USB!” Nerd 1:”Holy crap – I need to get some of that.” Nerd 2:”I think I just wet my pants…”
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doesn’t plasma come from blood anyway? Who wants a tv full of blood – that’s gross! Still, it is 99″…
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…I’ll shut up now. 😉
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