If life were like a: Comic Book
- Insurance premiums in major cities would bankrupt most companies/land holders
- Every city would have an underground sub-city teeming with life
- Most major cities would have to have large patches rebuilt on a weekly basis due to massive hero/villain battles
- Spandex would be a best selling item in stores
- Plutonium? Anyone can get plutonium…
- Aliens would not only live among us, they would be protecting us from supervillains.
- Some Aliens would BE supervillains…
- The Pope could have lunch with Thor (and who wouldn’t want to be a fly on THAT wall?)
- The oceans wouldn’t need anyone protecting them. That’s what Namor and Aquaman are for
- …but they’d fight a lot against each other because they’re both pricks
- Women’s breasts would get larger every couple of months as new artists took over drawing the world for a couple of issues…
- The guy you and your friends picked on in high school would not only come back to get you, he’d bring his Mole Army with him
- Interstellar space travel would be here. Now
- The ‘no neck, all muscles’ look would be ‘in’ for all guys
- Every family would have either a hero or a villain in it, or both, making thanksgiving AWKward…
- If you steal your brothers girlfriend, there’s a good chance he’ll turn evil and plan your eventual destruction with an overly complicated series of melodramatic incidents intended to slowly make you suffer as he has all these years…
- Mountain overlooks would be prime real estate for supervillains looking to build laser doomsday weapons
- Narrow mountain passes would contain one of the following:
- A sinister looking castle
- A sinister looking ancient fortress carved from the mountain rock
- The ruins of an ancient castle or sinister looking fortress
- An ancient monster/demon/threat trapped in ice/rock/crystal just waiting for you to accidentally wake it up
- Thor’s hammer
- Some combination of all of the above
- Mary Jane Watson would’ve lived next door to ME. Dammit!
- I wouldn’t get earaches…
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