There’s been a lot of talk on the web recently about a proposed Buffy the Vampire Slayer ‘reboot’ but the producers of the horrible movie who’ve kept the rights to Buffy locked securely away in an underground bunker. Several attempts have been made by elite squads of mercenaries and former Delta Force members to retrieve those rights but, thus far, they’ve been unable to get past the abattoir labyrinth in the subbasement…
The idea that the Kuzui’s (the aforementioned producers holding the rights hostage imho) want to reboot Buffy sickens me (and I’m not the only one). Worse, they want to do it without Joss! WTF?
Joss took the shattered fragments of what they did to his creation with their horrid movie and turned it into something fantastic. Now, they want to ride his coattails and, what? Screw it all up again? Sour the whole thing in the hearts and minds of the people who have supported Buffy and Joss through the years?
This just confirms something I’ve always said – these people are absolutely insane. And lazy. “Oh look, there’s a horse over there – let’s kill it, then beat it for the next fifty years – want to?”
So. I think you’ve figured out that I’m a little upset about this. To lighten the mood (ever so slightly), I offer you this top ten things Buffy without Joss is like:
10. Oreos without the milk
9. Star Trek without Roddenberry
8. The Blues Brothers without John Belushi
7. Journey without Steve Perry
6. Peanut butter without the jelly
5. Warcraft without the ‘World of’
4. Mary Kate without Ashley
3. The SciFi channel without the SciFi
2. The Dukes of Hazzard without Bo and Luke
1. Sex without the climax