Fun with Instant Messaging
Candace (2:27:05 PM): bleh, I have an earache
Me (2:27:40 PM): I hate earaches
Me (2:27:47 PM): i get them all the time and it sucks
Candace (2:28:44 PM): I wonder what causes them for you, maybe a shunt would help
Me (2:32:06 PM): my earaches are supposedly caused by water that gets trapped by wax. in the warm environment of my ear, bacteria grows and then spreads and I have an ear infection. This was not how I thought they happened, which was a much longer explanation and included Gremlins and an ear infection machine made of Hobbit Bones and Orc Snot.
Candace (2:32:33 PM): hehe, eww
Me (2:34:01 PM): *sends this to another IM person*
Kitty (2:34:01 PM): *laughs!!* I feel like the original idea could be made into a fantastic children’s story.
Kitty (2:36:27 PM): Tough time for Gremlins with those Orcs. That’s quite an adventure just to make one little ear infection.
Me (2:39:14 PM): well, I figure they harvest the infected, backed up ear wax for something nefarious
Kitty (2:39:35 PM): I imagine they could do a number on the elves with that stuff.
Me (2:39:53 PM): like, they make the McDonald’s sandwich, the McRib, using it. that sauce has to come from somewhere…
Kitty (2:40:03 PM): Get a glob of it on their pretty flowing clothing and cause heart-attacks amongst half the fiel– *gag*
Me (2:40:09 PM): hee hee
Kitty (2:40:31 PM): Very glad I don’t eat at McDonald’s unless on the road now. x_x
Me (2:41:03 PM): >.>
…now I guess I need to write the story of the Gremlins who harvest ear wax from infected ears for nefarious purposes. Somehow, I can’t see mothers rushing out to purchase that book for their children… Boys would -love- it…